Yo Yo Yo! I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy! put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles I want candy, i got a sugar tooth put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose (ladies) candy... candy... i need candy bubble gum, and taffy get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy I need candy, any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved" It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce And fuel a g